- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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