The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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A black man comes home from work.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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im at school

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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