- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

Leave. Now.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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