what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Why did? Yes

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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