- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

An Asian man fails a math test

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

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