- Anti Joke

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What do u call a cripple Biv

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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