- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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