- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did? Yes

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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