guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Penis.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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