guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

L's I's that took Viagra.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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