Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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