- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

A midget walked under a bar.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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