Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

anus

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Life

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Women's rights

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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