- Anti Joke

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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