- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Your Mother

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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