pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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im gey

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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