Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Penis.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Ken wins!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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