- Anti Joke

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead