- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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