- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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