Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Women's Rights Movement

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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The Morman Religion.

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Keanu Reaves

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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A woman wears a dress.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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