Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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