I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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penis

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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I've got a boner

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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whats annoying and black? black people

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