How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

thumb_up thumb_down -88

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +167

Your mom is so...wonderful.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

34

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Knock, Knock The door's open

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Dislike this!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

penis

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -91

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

thumb_up thumb_down -101

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

thumb_up thumb_down -115

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

thumb_up thumb_down +112

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops