Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Obama.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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