i said wut wut in the butt!

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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