speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my bubbles!

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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whats annoying and black? black people

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Women's Rights

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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