What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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my bubbles!

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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