- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

poo poo you you doo doo too too

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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