A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Women's Rights

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Caitlyn.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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