Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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I've got a boner

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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