- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why girl die cancer

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

This sentence is a lie.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

why are black people so fast? because there black

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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