- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Penis

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

VAL SUCKS

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Nah

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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