- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What did the old man say? Im old

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

This sentence is a lie.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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