What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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ecks! why zee?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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