A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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I am dyslexic

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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bologna

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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