Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was 12 years old. He is dad was rich from his business and so when it came time for his 12 year old boy to turn 13 he insisted on buying the boy whatever he wanted. He thought that the imagination of a 12 year old boy might in fact humour him, even if the cost of such a present reached the millions. He asked his son "Son, a very special day's coming up", his son smirked "I know Dad". "Well, what would you like?" asked the Dad. His son pondered for several seconds before replying, "honestly Dad, all I want it 12 Pink Ping Pong balls". The Dad, curious and a little disappointed asked "of course son, but why?". His son replied "I can;t say, I'd just like them for my birthday please". And so on his thirteenth birthday, he indeed received 12 Pink Ping Pong balls. His Dad thought nothing of it until next year, when he asked his son "what would you like for your birthday this year son? A new 82-inch Tv for you toilet, or how about a new jet?". His soon blew the hair out of his eyes and said, "Dad, all I want is room full of Pink Ping Pong balls". His dad again agreed but asked "why Pink Ping Pong balls son?". His son replied "I'll tell you when I get them". True to his word when the boy turned 14, he received a whole room full of Pink Ping Pong balls and his Dad asked him "now why did you want them son". But his son replied "I'll tell you next year". Rather reluctantly his Dad agreed. and then he died.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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The truth is he loves her!!

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The Female Orgasm

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Anti Joke

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