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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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