Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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