- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

If i open this door you can go trough it

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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