What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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