What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Derp

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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No soap radio

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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