What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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