- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

"Knock knock." "No."

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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