- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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