What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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