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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

shut up kobe!

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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