There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

I've got a boner

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

whats annoying and black? black people

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Dislike this!!!!!!

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

Oh look, I've found my knife

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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