- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

how do you make a joke act like yourself

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

Oh look, I've found my knife

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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