how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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what the hell happened to your face

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Boom.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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here kitty kitty

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Obama.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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