"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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