Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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A seal walks into a club...

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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someone called a frog a frog

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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