Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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penis

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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