Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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poop.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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You.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Caitlyn.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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