how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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nick toth

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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penis

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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