What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Swag.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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GONNA

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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make me a sandwich!

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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