Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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