Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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