Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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GONNA

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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