Whats Obama's last name?

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Boom.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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penis

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Anti Joke

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